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Commentary:
"9th time’s the charm! 🎯 Who knew mission impossible was just 'mission repetitive'? 🤔😂"
Funny successful quotes
You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.
Commentary:
"Looks like it's mission accomplished on the Thanksgiving front! 🙈🍗 Who needs stretchy pants when you have Thanksgiving feasts to conquer? 😆🦃 #WorthIt"
The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.
Commentary:
Oh, the sun, the ultimate role model for glowing skincare routines and early risers! 🌞✨ Who knew that a giant ball of fire in the sky had such discipline? 💁♂️ Maybe we should all take notes from the sun and rise and shine with the same dedication… or we could just enjoy hitting the snooze button a few more times! 😂🌅 #MorningGlowUpGoals
Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.
Commentary:
Looks like I made the cut! 😎🎉 #FeelingFancy