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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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Iโ€™m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has bookmarked:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesnโ€™t need anything more.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if theyโ€™re drinking enough water.

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When you wish you could tell someone that wonโ€™t stop talking โ€œOkay, weโ€™re out of time todayโ€, just like a therapist.

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Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Just landed via TikTok:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If my fingers donโ€™t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Going viral on WeChat:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncรฉ was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ has viewed:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Going viral on Messenger:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Going bananas on X:

Itโ€™s okay, wobbly chair, Iโ€™m unstable too.

Trending via Messenger:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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