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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

May 30, 2026

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

May 26, 2026

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

May 21, 2026

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

May 19, 2026