funny brushing quotes - Wordgag

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

May 21, 2026

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

May 19, 2026

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

May 19, 2026

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Mar 29, 2026