Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Commentary:
“Sometimes you need to balance out the chaos with a dash of serenity 🧘‍♂️🌿 It’s all about finding that perfect equilibrium between burning the candle at both ends and then trying to soothe the burn marks! 🕯️🔥😅 #SelfCareStruggles”

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