Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess you found the secret to caffeine-based hydration! 🥤😄 Related funny posts 😂 Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated. I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli. Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor. I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin. If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.