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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Trending via Pinterest:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Breaking via Messenger:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Seen just now on TikTok:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

2 weeks ago

Witty quote about the challenge of doing nothing, highlighting the humor in feeling unfinished.

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

63 shares on X this month:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Just shared via Instagram:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Live now on Twitch:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

Making waves on Threads:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Going viral on Telegram:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Making waves on Discord:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Making waves on WeChat:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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