Trendy Funny Quotes

  • All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.
  • I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
  • Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
  • Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.
  • If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?
  • I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.