Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal struggle of doing nothing… It’s a real challenge when you’re not sure if you’ve truly mastered the art of idleness 🤔💤 Who knew being unproductive could be so perplexing? Perhaps we should all aim to be ‘un-done’ like a half-baked cake! 🍰😂”

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    Commentary:
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  • Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

    Commentary:
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  • Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

    Commentary:
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