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Mar 31, 2026

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Humorous text about choosing coffee over violence, playful and witty in tone.

Commentary:
I prefer my mornings caffeinated, not incarcerated! ☕️😆🔨

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