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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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I prefer my mornings caffeinated, not incarcerated! ☕️😆🔨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aggression, coffee, drinking, frowned, frustration, head, hitting, humor, over, people, sarcasm, shovel, upon, violence on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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