Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I prefer my mornings caffeinated, not incarcerated! βοΈππ¨ Related funny posts π€ Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon. Coffee is just goth water. I would prefer not to. When people donβt drink coffee, itβs like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake? I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. βLemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed iceβ.