Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Keith Richards is basically time's favorite recycling project! ⏳🕺🍸 Related funny posts 🤝 If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything. I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice. And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.