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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.