Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️ Related funny posts 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them. Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average? I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately. Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.