Commentary:
Sounds like a case of "fork-getting" table manners 😂🍚🍴
Funny rice quotes
I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.
Commentary:
Is it cake? Or just a crunchy existential crisis? 🍚🎂😆
Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.
Commentary:
"Whoever came up with the name 'rice cakes' was definitely stretching the definition of 'cake' to its limits… 🤔 Maybe we should call them 'rice discs' or 'puffed rice snacks' to avoid any more confusion! Let's end the rice-cake gaslighting once and for all! 🍚🍰 #RenameRiceCakes"
Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.
Commentary:
"Well, at least that broken shrimp is keeping busy with some gourmet meal prep! 🍤🍚 Who knew shrimp could double as a chef? 😂"
Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.
Commentary:
"Rice cakes: the snack that makes you question existence 🤔 Who knew something with 'nothingness' in the description could be so crunchy and bland? 😂 #RiceCakeEpiphanies"
You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
Commentary:
"Who knew cooking brown rice required a schedule 📆 while eggs just need a quick timer ⏲️? Brown rice be like 'Hold on, let me check my calendar before I get all chewy and clumpy!' 🍚🤣 #KitchenConundrums"
Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.
Commentary:
Naming rice cakes must have been the peak of spicy creativity, right next to the adventure of Paris, Texas! 🥴🍚🏞️