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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.