Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past? Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's some next-level ghost-busting, where you vanish first! π»βοΈβ¨ Related funny posts π€ When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid. I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then. Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.