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When your friendship is less about texting back and more about telepathic vibes 😂👻📱
14 Funny ghosting quotes
Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.
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Haunting level: professional! I'm here… sometimes. 👻💌
Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.
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When a ghost decides you're too spooky for them! 👻😂✌️
Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.
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Preemptive ghosting: the spooky art of vanishing before becoming the vanishee! 👻🙈
Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.
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Guess I'm waiting for a modern Mr. Darcy to pop up in my DMs instead of just popping up in my notifications 😂📱📖
A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.
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When she ghosts you but keeps hitting refresh on her message app like it's the stock market 📈👻📱
Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.
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When he enters the room, even the paint dries faster! 🎨😴
Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.
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When I ghost, it's called 'invisible charisma' 👻😎✨
Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.
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Respecting people so much, I accidentally founded the Ghost Olympics 👻🏆 #CulturalTradition
If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.
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Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴