Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a professional hobby of auditioning for a role you're never gonna get! 😂🎭💔 Related funny posts 🤝 Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”. Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog. If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.