I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

I put the "pro" in procrastinate.

Commentary:
“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate…and the ‘astinate’. 🙈😂 Who said being a pro at something was always a good thing? At least you’re excelling in taking your sweet time!⏳🏆 #ProcrastinationExpert”

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