Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Chasing the dream since the playground days! ποΈπ΄ #RetirementGoals Related funny posts π€ Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive. As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused. I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys. Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.” Ever since I was a little girl, Iβve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.