My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel. Posted onMay 30, 2026
You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right? Posted onMay 30, 2026
Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’ Posted onMay 29, 2026
If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire. Posted onMay 20, 2026