Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Weekend resolutions: 0, Couch potato: 1 🛋️🥔🎉 Related funny posts 😂 A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready. Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am. A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch. When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.