I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I swear bills have GPS, they always know when to find me! π¬πΈ Related funny posts π€ Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat? I miss when bills had nothing to do with me. All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go. My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door. I miss when bills were none of my business.