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I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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I swear bills have GPS, they always know when to find me! 📬💸

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adulting, bills, business, date, due, due date, i, just, know, minding, next, payment, procrastination, responsibility, surprise, thing on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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