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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do thing…

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do thing…

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When did being an adult become a never-ending episode of "Survivor"? 🌞😴🤦‍♂️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, bullshit, chores, daily, daily life, every, frustration, humor, i, life, morning, routine, single, things on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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