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(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.