Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like God decided I'm not done simmering yet 🍳⛰️😄 Related funny posts 🤝 Be nice to me, I may be hot one day. Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards. I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now. No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard. I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.