Farting, but with eye contact. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh, so you’re taking farting to a whole new level – now with eye contact 👁️💨! Nothing says "good manners" like asserting dominance in the most unconventional way possible. Next time, maybe throw in a wink for extra flair 😉. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo. “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact. Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy. My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.
