Farting, but with eye contact. Commentary:Oh, so you’re taking farting to a whole new level – now with eye contact 👁️💨! Nothing says "good manners" like asserting dominance in the most unconventional way possible. Next time, maybe throw in a wink for extra flair 😉. Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird. If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already. Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo. When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact. I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.