Skip to content

Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes

  • โ˜… Home
  • ๐ŸŽฒ Random
  • โšก Slot
  • ๐Ÿ๏ธ Summer
Playful text about pretending not to be ticklish on the subway.

Telling the guy next to me on the subway that Iโ€™m not even ticklish, so donโ€™t bother trying.

Commentary:
Sounds like you're setting tickle boundaries and asserting dominance in public! ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘‹

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bother, even, guy, humor, interaction, joke, me, next, public, public transport, stranger, Subway, telling, ticklish, transport, trying on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note. Please donโ€™t invite me over if you have a leather chair thatโ€™s already peeling. I will peel it some more when youโ€™re not looking. →
Proudly powered by WordPress