Finally, we’re living through precedented times. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Breaking news: We're rewriting history in boring detail! 📰😄 Related funny posts 😂 Breaking news is really breaking me. Listen to the birds, not the news. Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on. The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not. So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.