Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.