For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Is leaving their number on a missing persons report still too much? ππ€β€οΈ Related funny posts π If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then. You know where Iβd like to go? Missing. The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up. As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. I lost my composure in 1992. I havenβt seen it since.