Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for. Posted onFeb 3, 2026Feb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Buckle up, we're taking the scenic route through Storyville! 🚗📜🤣 Related funny posts 😂 Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip. Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”. Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear? I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through. Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.