Commentary:
This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
Funny long story quotes
I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.
Commentary:
Looks like my version of "long story short" includes a director's cut! 🎬😂📚
Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.
Commentary:
Buckle up, we're taking the scenic route through Storyville! 🚗📜🤣