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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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69 but we both just farting.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.