Funny burglars quotes

Witty quote about hiding valuables by the door to avoid waking up burglars.

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Commentary:
"Who said burglars can't be considerate houseguests? 😅 Keeping your valuables by the front door – just in case your uninvited midnight visitors need a quick exit strategy! 🚪💰 #Priorities"