Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, โYour keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,โ and โHe will ultimately betray you.โ Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wives: Master keys to the universe and ultimate plot twist forecasters! ๐ฎ๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. People canโt drive you crazy if you donโt give them the keys. Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them. Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons. Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.