Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying new things in 2023: Limbo champion at the bead curtain farm 🐴🚫🏆 Related funny posts 🤝 Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar. I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does. You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit. Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view. Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.