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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.