God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I missed the memo from heaven's HR department ππΌπ Related funny posts π€ The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyoneβs on vacation, except for you. Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean? If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans. Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham Cityβs elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates? God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.