Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and heβll explode. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you realize your dog has a self-destruct mode ππ₯π Related funny posts π€ Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves. This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately. Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog. I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.