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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Commentary:
"Looks like the grocery store wasn't prepared for your epic lion king tribute with a rotisserie chicken 🍗🦁 Maybe they just couldn't handle your raw talent! Time to find a new stage for your poultry performances 😄🛒 #HakunaMaTatastegreat"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, animal, animal reference, chicken, food, funny moment, grocery, grocery store, holding, humor, moment, reference, rotisserie, rotisserie chicken, Simba, situation, store, unexpected, unexpected situation on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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