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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.