Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
- Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”
- I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.
- I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.
- I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.