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I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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Humorous quote about sleeping habits and neck pain in a playful tone.

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When you finally claim the entire bed but then ruin it with a rogue pillow move 😂🛌💥🦒 #SleepAdventures

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

67 shares on Threads this month:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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