Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Touching privileges unlocked! 🎮❤️ Proceed with caution and hugs! 🤗✨ Related funny posts 🤝 There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is. It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore… Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed. You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.