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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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Touching privileges unlocked! 🎮❤️ Proceed with caution and hugs! 🤗✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, dating, girlfriend, having, humor, insane, insanity, let, literally, relationship, touch on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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