Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.