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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.