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Sounds like earning that degree is more entertaining than finally challenging a dog to chess only to find out he plays a better endgame than you 🐶♟️💸

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Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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