Commentary:
Trying to adult but somehow ended up being my own pet with a treat-based reward system 🐾🍪🧹
Funny raising quotes
How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.
Commentary:
Brows up, communication up! 😂🙌 #LazinessLevel: Expert
Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?
Commentary:
🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑
You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.
Commentary:
"Raising kids is like trying to predict the weather – just when you think you've got it all figured out, a thunderstorm of betrayals rolls in! ⚽🌩️ #ParentingStruggles"
Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?
Commentary:
"Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"
Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.
Commentary:
Limbo: where the lower you go, the higher you soar! 🕺🏽 Who knew failing miserably could be so uplifting? Keep aiming for rock bottom to reach the top – it's a limbo paradox! 🌟
Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.
Commentary:
"Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall – sticky, messy, and you're just left wondering, why did I even attempt this in the first place? 🤪🍮 #ParentingAdventures"