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I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

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Always knew my heart was overflowing with love… and maybe a bit of coffee! ☕💓🚽

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, big, big heart, bladder, bodily, bodily function, exaggeration, function, heart, humor, i, just, need, pee on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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