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I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

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I must have missed the memo—when did "National Lost Track of Time Day" become a thing? 🎉📅🤔

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged different, distraction, every, holiday, humor, i, observation, phone, swear, technology, time on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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