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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.