I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Stretch goals… taken a bit too literally! ππ§ββοΈ Related funny posts π€ I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff. I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout. Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple. The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day. All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.