I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Life hack: One birthday post to rule them all! ππ π Related funny posts π€ Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I canβt do this anymore. I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming. So apparently itβs still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy. My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake. Show me another rule so I can break that one too.