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Sure, cheers to defying time zones 🍻—pretty sure the airport is where clocks go on vacation! ✈️⏰
Funny early morning quotes
I miss you when I wake up before you.
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Sounds like a classic case of pre-coffee loneliness! ☕😴
It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.
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The early bird catches the cannonball! 🐦🔫😄
I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.
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Driving slow in the fast lane: the real retirement perk 😂🚗💨🕖
Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
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"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.
Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.
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It sounds like those early bird gangs are really ruffling some feathers in the neighborhood! 🐦💥 Maybe they're just trying to start their day with a little tweet-ment before the sun rises. Just make sure they don't start charging for ringside seats! 🕊️🥊🌅
My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.
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Nothing beats enjoying the peace while everyone else is busy hugging their pillows 💤☕😴
I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.
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Finally, some peace and quiet… until my fridge starts partying like it's opening night! 🌙🎉🕒