I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess they know we're more likely to stage a grand pen escape than swipe some cash! 🏦✒️😆 Related funny posts 😂 My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it. When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real. That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude. Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.